Dolphins Are Thick As Shit T-Shirt

On October 17, 2012 by danm

get it from chargrilled

We’ve never seen a dolphin so much as get a three-letter word at scrabble – yet everyone seems to think they’re smart? We call shenanigans on this claim. Dolphins are quite clearly thick as shit, otherwise they would have left the planet a long time ago, smiling merrily and singing ‘so long and thanks for all the fish!’

But no, they’re still here. Swimming where they defecate. Barbaric.

n.b. Until further information is made available we can neither confirm nor deny that this shirt was designed a jealous shark.