Elvis T-Shirt

On October 17, 2012 by danm

get it from chargrilled

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but are you Elvis?

Odds are, the person reading your shirt isn’t actually the king of rock n roll, Elvis Presley. Unfortunately, you were wrong. Which opens up an entirely awkward situation considering what you just said. There is quite an element of risk that goes with wearing this shirt, as those who read it are neither guaranteed to be attractive nor of the gender you’re attracted to. We hope you are committed!