No, this is not the special weapons and tactics taskforce, you’re clearly too much of a twat to be trusted with the kind of badass guns they use. We’d suggest a T.W.A.T shirt would be more in order for a candidate of your, erm …. ‘special’ abilities.
Style, Size and Colour
Chargrilled cater for twats of all shapes and sizes. The T.W.A.T team do not gender discriminate, with women’s shirts also available.